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Rossy?
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:00:33 AM
Danny? I think it's just you and me Jack
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:01:00 AM
We should make out.
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:01:06 AM
*makes out with Jack*
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:01:12 AM
*Makes out with self.*
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:01:30 AM
Where the fuck is ross??
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:01:41 AM
Sorry I'm late.
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:01:45 AM
Traffic was hell.
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:01:49 AM
MAKE BLOG GO NOW!
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:01:54 AM
Do we have an official Cracked TV network picked out? Because I would also like to make sneering jabs at the commercials.
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:02:21 AM
Michelle Obama looks like shit tonight.
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:02:38 AM
I'm on ABC.
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:02:44 AM
Because I love the Jackson 5
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:02:51 AM
I'm on CNN.
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:02:59 AM
I wonder what channel Gladstone is watching?
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:03:26 AM
He's been asleep for hours.
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:03:41 AM
Ooh, someone's smarter than the rest of us. The network of According to Jim is good enough for us Regulars.
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:03:42 AM
He's very old, you see.
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:03:45 AM
Are we live yet? Are we just...talking to each other?
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:04:02 AM
Old like a fox.
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:04:08 AM
If we are, then ew.
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:04:29 AM
WHY ISNT THE GIRL TALKING YET?!?!
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:04:34 AM
There's ALREADY a complaint in the comments
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:04:38 AM
I WANT THE GIRL ONE TO TALK
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:04:40 AM
Are you guys going to crosspost this to Cracked.com?
by Jonathan Keebler at 10/3/2008 1:04:49 AM
WHOA! Who the hell is that?! But yes, please, make that happen.
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:05:04 AM
We'd like to. Who are you? Where's Jack?
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:05:07 AM
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JACK?!
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:05:18 AM
SHES SAYING STUFF!!! LOL!!!
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:05:20 AM
Where is Jack? I was working with him on this earlier.
by Jonathan Keebler at 10/3/2008 1:05:35 AM
Live now
by Jonathan Keebler at 10/3/2008 1:05:58 AM
I'm calling him now.
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:06:04 AM
We're on, gentlemen. Pull up your pants and get political
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:06:26 AM
I didn't start this debate with pants, and I will not be leaving it with pants.
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:07:05 AM
The splitscreen on ABC really let's you gauge the relative levels of "leatheryness."
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:07:09 AM
I heard on NPR that anything Biden says is going to seem like he's picking on a woman.
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:07:40 AM
What's wrong with his eyes? They look like coin slots.
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:07:46 AM
So basically, HE CAN'T LOSE.
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:07:47 AM
He wants you to apologize to his mule.
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:08:02 AM
New game: Add "in bed" to the end of everything Joe Biden says.
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:08:07 AM
(I just made that up)
by Ross Wolinsky at 10/3/2008 1:08:14 AM
You know, it seems like you guys have this covered, I'm just gonna go ahead and watch Hangin' with Mr Cooper on ION
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:08:19 AM
Her buzzword quota is off the charts!
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:08:36 AM
Oh, shit, Vanessa got FIRED.
by Dan O'Brien at 10/3/2008 1:08:48 AM
A team of mavericks with a killer track record of bipartisanship? Fuck yeah!
by Michael Swaim at 10/3/2008 1:08:55 AM