It's on! I'm a little late. Sorry about that. Jackson and Mike are meeting for the first time. So far so good.
"You're robe is open" lol
Uh oh, Susan is freaking out!
Mike wants to check out this Jackson guy. He should!
It's MJ! And they finally meet. Jackson, Mike and MJ.
Do any of you live in a neighborhood like Wisteria Lane? lol
Mysterious Dave, what IS he up to? Edie wants to leave.
Edie says she has changed in the last 5 years. Do you think she has?
Dave is using his "motivational voice". That would drive me NUTS!
Now Edie is pressing Dave for why they had to move to Wisteria Lane.
He promises her they will treat her with respect. She says he didn't answer her "Why wisteria lane" question.
Gaby and Carlos were invited to a party. She is pretty excited and just walked in on some nude old guy getting a massage. Yuck.
"he's also missing a testacle". hahaha
"carlos, I don't need to spend a lot of time with you" gaby to Carlos. Gaby wants to go back to the rich life and wants Carlos to take the job at the country club. He said he would.
Now Susan is helping Jackson get dressed for his "date" with Mike. How weird. Can you imagine your boyfriend going out with your ex? Awkward!
Susan is worried about Mike taking her to court if he doesn't like Jackson. And she just said he looks like a hobo. heh.
One of the twin's friend got busted for dealing drugs and now Lynette is pressing him for info.
And there's Parker!
Lynette is sneaky.
Bree is taking a look at her new cookbook and Orson doesn't like that she has Vande Kamp on there and not Hodge.
She says their name has no music. Hodge makes the noise a plunger makes. lol
I agree, VandeKamp sounds better.
Uh oh, Dave is at Mrs. McCluskey's. This should be very very interesting. He's confronting her about her breast comment to Edie.
"My face looks like a knee" That's a good one.
That Mrs. McCluskey is a tough one. Dave is telling her how much he knows her. He has her down! It's creepy that he can do that.
Now he seems to be threatening to kill her cat. Did I mention he is creepy?
Looks like Jackson and Mike had a good date. Jackson said they had a blast and they are getting together again. Susan is very happy about this!
And now they are getting it on on the bed. How much you wanna bet MJ walks in. lol And it seems that Mike told Jackson that Susan likes having her ears nibbled on.
Susan feels violated.
"Mike talked about the lobe nibble" hahaha
Mike likes having his toes sucked?! Interesting.
Bree is talking to Gaby about the party and just told her she can't come. Wow, Bree is blunt. Gaby is getting dis-invited to the party. How sad. She called Gaby and Carlos staff.
Poor Gaby. She wants back into the social scene so badly. Bree said, "He's already rubbed too many members" and Gaby said that they used to have help and now they are the helpers.
Lynette is pretending to be a girl on Silver Fizz to communicate with Porter. Naughty naughty.
She is finding out a lot about Porter. The boy writes poetry!
Yeah, Lynette's not going to stop.
And there's Lynette on Silver Fizz chatting with her son.
This is really really weird. My kids would KILL me if I ever did this to them.
Mrs. McCluskey is trying to find her cat. He's gone missing and we all know who did it. Dave is asking her to apologize to Edie again. What a control freak!
Bree is doing her first radio show and she looks a bit nervous. She just asked if she looks okay. Lol, she's on the radio.
She's talking about the importance of the family eating a hot dinner together. Orson is at home by himself eating take out Chinese food.
Bree looks really stressed about this party she has to cater.
Bree never mentioned Orson on the radio show. Orson is definitely not happy about this. He thinks Bree is embarrassed by his past.
Bree is trying to figure out how to balance everything. Having a career and a family is hard. She is in her own little world.
Jackson is canceling on dinner with Susan. She thinks he's meeting Mike.