Afternoon! I'm on the way to Jedward's first gig. God help me! You can read the liveblog- the link is in previous tweets. #DaveJed
Panic! Panic! A little girl (my friend's younger sister) needs batteries for her camera! Never fear, I've a spare set. #DaveJed
On way into the venue... #DaveJed
Ordered my pint for the interval. I'll need it. #DaveJed
twitpic.com - Outside the auditorium - #DaveJed -
Hundreds of teenage girls go wild to The X Factor theme. Here we go... #DaveJed
The main announcer is already tired. #DaveJed
'Who wants to win a signed cardboard cut-out of Jedward's hair?'. Hundreds of tweenagers yell and shriek. #DaveJed
'Are you ready for Jedward?'. Sure, why not... #DaveJed
More giveaways. Stalling now. Support act were good. #DaveJed
'Let's get girls almost crying!', says Jedward announcer. #DaveJed
The lights go back on, people move out and we're told that Jedward will be on in fifteen minutes. The show is only on twenty! #DaveJed
Still waiting... But smoke is coming from the stage. I hope it's intended. #DaveJed
It begins. The twins are escorted by us with security. #DaveJed
I forgot one very important thing... They can't sing. #DaveJed
It's like a big karaoke concert. Support act, Ghetto Fabulous, kicked their arses. #DaveJed
Only one of them can do backflips. The other one just stands there hopping on one foot. #DaveJed
Excuse me while they ruin 'We Will Rock You'. #DaveJed
Oh dear- time for 'Under Pressure'. #DaveJed
John nearly falls. #DaveJed
They're now singing George Michael. What's next? 'You Spin Me Around' by Dead or Alive? #DaveJed
Now they're sampling 'Jump Around' by House of Pain. #DaveJed
Now they're actually covering 'Jump Around'. I'll never think of the song in the same way again. #DaveJed
They're covering 'Pop Musik' by M. Hilarious, yet appropriate and wrongfully catchy. #DaveJed
'Bye, bye, baby, bye bye...' #DaveJed
They went there... 'All The Small Things' by Blink-182. #DaveJed
Countdown timer on-stage. What could be next? Hmmm... #DaveJed
All The kids are literally counting down every second, from two minutes, until the encore. #DaveJed
'Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby)' for the third time, with more crotch thrusts. Kill me now. #DaveJed